Like comes at ya fast eh Tom?

According to US Weekly Giselle told Tom

He has a choice. Gisele Bündchen gave Tom Brady an ultimatum amid their marital struggles.

“Gisele told Tom either he leaves football to spend time with the family or she is gone for good,” an insider exclusively reveals in the newest issue of Us Weekly. …

Bündchen, for her part, worries about her husband’s health. “She doesn’t want him to continue to get injured and not be able to enjoy life in the future,” the source adds. “She is doing it for her family.”

Only Siths deal in absolutes. (Star Wars reference)

Take this with a grain, since it’s from an anonymous source. But it’s also totally consistent with everything we’ve heard so far.

Breaking news, Tom played on TNF and had a god-awful game. To make matters even better Gisele filed for divorce

Via TMZ

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have reached a settlement ending their marriage, and divorce documents will be formally filed today … sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ.

Our sources say lawyers for both Gisele and Tom have been working with a mediator to hammer out both property settlement and custody, and we’re told they have come to terms.

This may go down as one of the dumbest decisions ever if Tom keeps losing and the Bucs miss the playoffs. The team sucks and Tom looks god-awful. A stain on a near-perfect career and life.

Oh well they can both cry into their millions, I am here for the content.