#FartGate #Canucks https://t.co/EQ9msfDGZZ pic.twitter.com/0cp96iGF7O

— Lachlan Irvine (@LachInTheCrease) January 19, 2023

I am so happy that this is my first article on Crier Media. I have been thinking, what would my first post be on our new website and to our new audience. A think piece? Some hard hitting breaking news? Nope, it’s a fart. I should have known I was destined to drop a toot blog to pop my Crier cherry. Let’s analyze the butt rip shall we.

It’s a squeaker that just slips out of the bum unannounced. One of those ones that you don’t think will be loud so you let it go. Normally when broadcasters do this (it happens more than you think) they just cruise right by it and act like nothing happened. Not this Canucks broadcast. I don’t truly know who was broadcasting this game but the play by play guy stops dead in his tracks and asks the colour guy, was that you? As they both embarrassingly laugh and one of them says “oh boy”. Which confirms that it in fact was a fart. This is the first time the Canucks have trended all season.

I mean I think we all know who farted based off this photo alone.

If that’s no the face of a guilty crop duster, I don’t know what is.

Great job lads. Real professional. Now the true question, what stinks more. The fart heard around Canada or the Vancouver Canucks as a whole! HEYOOOO. Sorry Ryan and Ted from PP1, you always have the Kelowna Rockets.