For $875K You Can Own A Home With A LEGIT Bat Cave

Aug 11, 2022

“Do you love Natural Bridge Caverns? If so, take a look at this one-of-a-kind park like property. This must-see property boasts a cavern of its own. Over $87K in excavating, lighting, electricity & improving a natural cavern on this lovely 2.56-acre property in the exclusive 7 Hills Ranch POA surrounded by 3500 acres of Nature Conservancy land.”

Check this shit out.

If you’re interested in buying a home in the San Antonio area and have $875k AND you’re a HUGE batman guy or gal, 24811 Creek Loop is for you

The four bedroom three bathroom home is priced to sell after a reduction of 75k.

It’s perfect for kids with an enclosed backyard and massive play structure.

A shitty 90s  kitchen with terrible counterspace…

A decent master bedroom with bad Feng Shui.

And a HUGE mother fucking BATCAVE hidden under the deck.

This is everything I’ve ever wanted in a home. An underground lair. A place to hide from kids, the gas meter guy/gal, neighbors who want to know what you’re up to, and, of course, the wife.

I’d trick this cave out with stand-up arcade games like Galaga and Ms. Pac-Man.

I’d run bar lines from the house down to the Batcave and fill it with big screen TVs and snacks, and drill an artesian well so I could stay there for days avoiding the coming American Civil war.

A toilet, too. I’d also need a shitter and a hot water tank so I could shower. No one wants to emerge from an underground lair smelling like bat guano.

I’d move to Haiti rather than America, though, so I’m out.

If you live in Texas and are looking to hide, this place is for you!


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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