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Former Olympic Champ Jamie Sale wants everyone to know Halloween is now part of the #SatanicAgenda and #CrimesAgainstChildren

Nov 1, 2022
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I’m going to write a thread where the last story is a story of me telling you in several posts that Jaime Sale is UNWELL.

I love being right, but I feel sorry for her. Because of the tweet, she bombed today about the Satanic Agenda behind Halloween.

Because that’s normal.

You don’t go from being the cover girl on Maxim with your SUPER well-appointed bikini covering your pooper to #SATANICAGENDA without a bit of help.

You can blame Evangelical Christianity/Jamie’s low IQ for that.

I’ve warned you for years. I grew up in that garbage, and they have sects and denominations, but Jamie is hardcore. The kind of zealot who wrecks it for everyone else because they believe anything they are told, no matter how fucking insane it is. They also NEVER have an explanation. They smile and say, “When you know, you know,” like they’re part of some Illuminati for the genetically disadvantaged.

SO, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Who knows. It was a conversion event stemming from a low point, a change in her mental/emotional health, or both.

I mean, how do you go from this…

to #SATANICAGENDA in less than 20 years?

I wonder if it happened before or after she and Craig Simpson split. Or was it the pandemic, and did she happen upon the wrong YouTube video at the wrong time?

She used to drink; She’s been married a couple of times. She used to be “normal,” from what I understand. But in the last few years, Jamie has embraced extreme Christianity, which at its core HATES artificial laws and norms. Hardcore’s think God’s will sits above the direction of the land, and they shun all things carnal. So Halloween is a major no-no.

Why?

Because people like Jamie are IQ deficient and don’t realize that Halloween comes from a tradition thousands of years ago where kids would go door to door looking for food and only started in North America in 1940 and was more about cow tipping back then (the Irish loved to fuck with people, they brought it to America during the potato famine).

There are no satanic sacrifices or references to #Satan or his #Agenda in literature, anywhere. Other than in Christian literature. There are no references to satanic sacrifices in any historical literature outside Evangelical literature. Halloween originated from the pagan children who begged for food when Celtic parents performed Pagan rituals 3000 years before Christs’s birth. They weaponized it because they hated fun and needed a way to tell everyone they were the no-fun club.

The other part is Extreme Evangelicals don’t want anything from the secular world in their homes/lives, so they tell their kids about ‘Santa’ early on top of deep-sixing Halloween.

ON A SPIRITUAL MISSION

Extreme Evangelicals like Jamie refuse medical miracles like the COVID vaccine because they don’t want anything fucking with this perfect creation of their Lord. Idiocy stems from the concept that they are made in God’s image, and if God is perfect, we can’t mess with a creation on a spiritual mission. That mission? Be willing to give up everything for your Lord and Savior to drive people to nonexistent eternal salvation away from the dirties who don’t do the same.

If you beleive that God wants you to give up your marriage, reputation, and job by golly, you’ll beleive that Halloween is the Devil’s night, for sure.

Jamie has no problem embarrassing herself because she’s been told by her evangelical sect she’s on a mission to spread the word of God and being persecuted is “living your faith.” She believes she’s on a divine mission from the big guy, and that mission includes tweets alleging Halloween is a crime against children and a tool of the Devil. That mission also includes having you from the mark of the beast (vaccine) in the vaccine and how those who administer it would be hung in the Nuremberg 2.0 trials.

So what do we do?

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Nothing.

She’s a grown-ass person parading around with Dunning Kreuger syndrome. Most hardo religies do. I know nothing about her living sitch, and it’s none of our business, so treat her like Chris Sky minus the nasty stuff. She’s a vector for disinformation and religious hate speech. That’s it. She’s not an Olympic Champion anymore. She was. But she’s not. If I were the Canadian Olympic Committee, I’d revoke any privilege she had to use her image or name with “The Olympics” based on her excitement for those neck-snapping Nuremgurg trials, never mind her continued embarrassment of the Canadian Olympic Committee with her cult shit.

Another day, another reason to do a wellness check on Jamie Sale!

DB

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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