#FRIDAY FUN: Plastic Surgery On Man’s Nose Leaves Him With Permanent Boner.

Sep 8, 2017
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Source  –  A PLASTIC surgery addict claims a botched nose job has left him with a painful and permanent erection.

Reality TV star Neven Ciganovic flew to Iran to have an operation to fix his crooked nose.

But when the 45-year-old returned home to the Serbian capital, Belgrade he began to suffer long-lasting erections.

“Unfortunately, I do not get analgesics because they do not give them to patients here, so I continue to suffer.

“I have to be at the hospital for five more days.”

Neven said he has now had an operation to relieve his priapism, but doctors have warned he won’t fully recover for a few months.

“Unfortunately, I do not get analgesics because they do not give them to patients here, so I continue to suffer.

I bet he’s asked for an analgesic and probably in topical for so he can get that sweet, sweet relief he’s looking for from that terrible boner he’s had for days.  I’d do the same thing.

“Doc, can you PLEASE find a nurse to slowly massage a topical painkiller into this nonstop enormous boner I have, please?  Nothing else seems to work.  I’ve spanked it 20 times this morning and now it just plain kills.  Please Doc, ya gotta help me.

I’m having a hard time believing that the side effect from his nose job is a super human erection but if it is, the last place he should be is posted up is the hospital.   Neven should be taking that thing on tour and trying to put some miles on it before he has to give it back.  It’s like renting a sports car for the weekend knowing you have to give it back on Monday.  You ride that thing into the ground until 9 am like a boss and get your monies worth.

This ungrateful dick is complaining like he’s in pain and denying people the joy of a never ending boner.  if you ask me his condition isn’t medical, It’s selfish.

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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