The meaning of life, acquire money so you can be a dick and show off. Dan’s struggle continues, although still successful and filled with dreams of boats, for now… Dunkin Donuts knows what love is all about and how to celebrate your special day, nothing says love like slapping some cheap branding on your wedding.

A follow-up to the Vancouver penthouse suite nightclub saga, and the “club” owner’s one fashion choice that deserves to be shit on. A Youtuber gets killed, but don’t worry, it was just a prank, getting those subscribers from beyond the grave. A new, and absolutely awesome way to have your body handled after you’ve passed on. Donating your skeleton to a classroom is nowhere near as good an idea as this is.

Doordash gives a million dollars to charity, and they’re so proud of themselves they spent over five times that much to let you know via a Super Bowl ad. Sesame Street just aint what it used to be. Matt has a short visit from a special guest. Bezos vs Musk in the space race should spawn some movies. Cops play copyrighted music to try to avoid being filmed doing their job. (And Dan sings for a moment. Yikes). And in the spirit of recording on Valentines Day, a man finds a way to be a complete asshat to two women at once.

Pretend the end of the episode was natural and not forced after yet another technical problem. It’s what we do.