Excited for the new sasquatch documentary, as we examine the strategy behind the mythical creature’s supposed murder case. Watch out for the Samsquanch Chin Dance. A flying turtle disrupts traffic… In Florida… Of course…

Dan’s new hero is the Italian man who managed to get paid for taking an endless sick leave at his job, for 15 years straight. Only a little flexing required. But it begs the question, would you take 15 years of unpaid work in exchange for a little prison time?

Plastic is now literally flying around the world and raining on our heads, how’s that for the great outdoors? Also, the largest ice sheet on earth might fall into the oceans…. But we’re sure that it’ll all be fine. *Thumbs Up*

A teacher goes a little too wild on a trip to Europe, which causes us to remember some high-school memories of our own.

The legend of the vampire facial, the imposters who performed the operation without the training, and we’re suspicious of the guy who trademarked this (apparently) popular procedure.

Consulting Dr. Matt once again for a relationship question. Are shaven balls concerning for a bride-to-be? Be careful with when smoothing those eggs.

Keep those body temples perfected. Fuckin Eh.