I remember thinking it would be cool to get an earring when I was 20 and at 48, I still have holes in my earlobes that bug me.

Safe to say, Angel Schettini doesn’t regret his body modification decisions.

TSG: Perhaps one of those NBA headbands would be in order when Angel Schettini appears today in an Illinois courtroom.

The 45-year-old Schettini–who is also known as Alejandro Lopez–is being held on $5000 bond in connection with his arrest for burglary, theft, and possession of burglary tools.

Schettini is locked up in the DuPage County jail in Wheaton, a Chicago suburb.

As seen in the above mug shot, Schettini’s forehead greets all with the message “FUCK YOU.” Prior mug shots show that this ink has been in place for at least 17 years.

If you choose to have FUCK YOU tattooed on your forehead at the age of 28 you’re probably going to be a career criminal at 45.

I wonder if he woke up the day after getting that ink done full of hope.  When he goes to a job interview, does he wear a hat or cover it up?  Or does Angel think it’s a good conversation starter with future employers?

My son has a couple of tattoos including one behind his ear.   We had a deal when he turned 19 that he could get anything tattooed on his body that didn’t prevent him from getting a job and so far so good.  He just picked up a gig at a Cannabis shop and he’s working for a guy who’s COVERED it tats.  The difference is none of his tattoos are inviting strangers to go fuck themselves when he meets them.

Think twice before you get a face tattoo.