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Gabe Morency’s “I’m Probably Wasted Tweets” This Weekend Were EPIC.

Jul 30, 2017
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Gabe Morency well known degenerate gambler and fantasy sports host was at it again last night doing what most drunk 19-year-old girls do when they can’t find anyone to be their friend.  Tweeting while he MAY have been drinking.  Again.

A few weeks Morency tweeted his ass off till 5 in the morning, and it made little to no sense. Each tweet was more dramatic and confusing than the next.

This week he must have lost his ass on that UFC Card in Toronto and tweeted like a super star on booger sugar till 630 am.  This time he was kind enough to include me.

I retweeted a fake Ken Rosenthal tweet that Liriano was traded to KC for “Hugh Jass” for sits and giggles.   I knew it was a bullshit account which is why I tweeted “The Sell Off Begins.”  A few Twidiots didn’t get it, most did.  So I’m pretty sure that we can put Gabe in the Twidiots camp.  Unless he blacked out during this tweet and didn’t remember.

If unemployed is French for retired.  For sure.  I’m not on TV 19 times a week, and I’m ok with it.   However, I dont have to be.  Apparently, you do.   And good for you, you hard working son-of-a-gun!  And I wasn’t fired for drinking at work which is a bonus.  My Favorite part of this tweet?   He RT’d this Tweet because he was so proud of it and no one else would.

Yup.  You spelled it correctly which at 5:05 in the morning is impressive.   Impressed because you tweeted stuff like this in between your Gif-fest to me.

You get it right?  Melo Dramatic teenager who’s been dumped kinda tweets.  Especially the tweets singing his rebel praises.  What does “sleep alone or rule the world” mean?   Does sleeping in bunk beds count or do you have to be in the same bed as someone else?  Talk to me, Gabe.

Pointing out the Obvious with an another sweet gif.  Morency was made for this; He’s so Giffy.  And we get it by now.  I dont work.

He’s now moved on to something harder.  Rye?  Tequila?  I dont like to fight, but if I have to, I guess.  And don’t you mean to call the dogs “ON” or is it just “Call The Dogs?”  Are you talking about twitter dogs?  I got six tweets this morning, and four were from you.  So it’s not “dogs” it’s “dog” and isn’t that dog you, you hard working son-of-a-gun?

Oh, Gabe.  Hope you drank some Gatorade or Purple Drank before you went to bed.  Thanks for fun.  Let me know if you need the number of a good orthodontist.

Next time you decide to go on a bender, give someone your phone.

This tweet from Curt sums it up.

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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