Not often does Dean laugh uncontrollably watching a movie and it never happens during a sequel.

Borat 2 changed the game for me yesterday and HOLY, SHIT.

Sasha Baron Cohen took his Daughter (played BRILLIANTLY by Maria Bakalova) to a debutante ball so she could learn how to be an American girl prior to Borat gifting her to Mike Pence as a sex slave from the government of Kazakhstan.

What followed is the greatest, most uncomortable moment in movie history.

You’re probably asking ‘Why, Dean?  Why would you post a video of a woman actively having her period, dancing crotch first at a debutante ball in front of a bunch of fucking rich, white people in the deep south?’

Exactly.

(Bob Lefsetz called Borat 2 ‘Performance Art’.  I call it the undressing of America)

I have a soft spot for anyone who hates the elite and segregated life of rich honkeys who engage in traditional colonial elitist ‘things’ and watching assholes become unbearably uncomfortable is nirvana to me and Borat 2 is uncomfortable AF.

The reason the debutante ‘Moon Blood’ Scene speaks to me has nothing to do with Maria’s period and everything to do with the roll out of the moment and Sasha Baron Cohen’s face.  Fucking pure joy as he watches the room shit their collective dresses and tuxedo’s because Maria and Sasha won’t stop with the ‘period piece’.

This guy LOVED it btw.

Clutch your Pearls and tell me I’m disgusting for posting this.  I’m 100% convinced in 3 years we’ll look back at this movie as a Triumph of disruption and common sense instead of a gross-out flick.  I already think Borat 2 is an unmatched political and comedic work of art meant to drive Trumper’s nefarious stupidity home for the rest of the world to see in an unbearably funny 2 hour Amazon Prime special.

Watch it and tell me otherwise.

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