Guys Tinder Profile: “Nothing Sexual, I Just Want You To Use My Face Like A Chair”
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I’m not on Tinder, but if it works like most matchmaking sites, I’d say 80 percent of the profiles are total bullshit.
Except for this guys.
He doesn’t mince words, leaves nothing to the imagination and gets right to what he wants. Chicks to sit on his face like a chair with their clothes on.
Usually, guys like him offer a red herring like “walk on the beach” or “Rollerblading” before they tell you there’s something they ask you to use there forehead like a chez lounge.
Judging by his picture it works.
Maybe I’ll change mine to “I’m a fun loving guy who wants you to leave me alone unless you have soup and you’re serving it naked.”
Eddy’s on to something.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
