Here’s The Text Millard Sent Me Today That Proves He’s Normal.

May 4, 2019

Just want to let everyone know Daren Millard…

THIS Daren Millard is not the clean-cut, conservative person you think he is.  I’ve driven downtown Toronto with him every week for 8 months.  I’ve podcasted with him every week at least twice, sometimes 5 times a week, and I know this man.  The man in today’s podcast is the man I know.  He’s been faking it for 48 years and I’m tired of living a lie.

He refuses to let people past that smile until he knows you and NEVER sends texts or DM’s or emails with any incriminating evidence as to who he really is.  A normal, super funny, quirky, smart, caring friend you’ll help you take shit to the dump and tell you to grow up when you’re being a dick. But, he’s been hiding that behind this facade of the conservative blogger/hockey guy who eats Corsi stats for breakfast and ‘poops’ hockey tape.  Big Rolls.

#76 Podcast With Daren Millard

What you’re about to watch is sick.  What you’re about to see is a real video that greeted me this morning in a text from Mr. Big Time ‘I Never Swear” Millard.  What you’re about to see took me 3 hours to put in this fucking blog so you better appreciate it.

Nice.  Real nice.   The same clean-cut father of two, legendary hockey man, Daren Millard sent me a video about a guy who traded a dick touch for a 12 pack.  Practically, not a terrible trade and yes, It’s extremely funny.  Neither of those points are points if that makes any sense. What does make sense is the REAL Daren Millard has finally stood up to be counted.  I hope he sends me more shit like this or meme’s with Kermit The Frog eating a banana really slow, daily.  But you need to know, he’s been full of shit this whole time.

big brother pop GIF by Big Brother After Dark

More of this please Millard.  Let the bad man out.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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