A teacher’s aide in Maryland masturbated during a Zoom call with eighth-graders — but insists he thought the online lesson had ended.

Marc Schack, an assistant for special education students at Shady Grove Middle School in Gaithersburg, told the Bethesda Magazine Wednesday he was unaware his self-love session had been captured on the virtual call until being interviewed.

“I thought I was logged out when class was over, I had no clue that Zoom was still on. Why would I do that? That’s my job. I had no clue that Zoom was on. I mean, that’s just crazy behavior.”

A 13-second clip — later posted on social media – shows Schack gaze at his screen before standing up, taking a few steps away and beginning to pleasure himself, according to the report.

Schack’s name appeared on the screen as the host of the Zoom call. Seconds later, another name appeared, replacing him as the moderator.

The 21-year employee for Montgomery County Public Schools – who also runs Pirate Magic, a business that throws “pirate parties” for youngsters while he portrays a character named “Captain Silly Bones” – said he has since been placed on administrative leave.

Here’s a question? Who immediately starts masturbating seconds after teaching a class full of 8th graders? Has anyone asked that question yet?
I’d like to know if everyone is comfortable with a teacher who HAS to masturbate within seconds of teaching a class full of kids, teaching at all. Sure, I’m bothered by the whole event but I get the hazards of the Zoom age and I can partially buy into the excuse of not turning off your Zoom Camera. What it does for me is that he’s so turned on after teaching kids. he had to relieve himself, never mind that he moonlights performing magic shows at kids’ parties.

Someone needs to check Mark Schack’s browser. Jesus. He looks exactly like you think he’d look. White, sweaty, and fat with greasy glasses.
The deck is stacked against Mr. Schack. He’s a single middle-aged, overweight white guy who does kid’s magic shows, teaches 8th graders and he just got pinched jerking off on a Zoom call in class. There isn’t a human being or judge on this planet in their right mind who doesn’t think Mark Schack is a pervert who probably geared his entire existence to be close to some hot, young pre-teens he could pleasure himself in front of. It’s probably been killing him for decades and he finally exploded into a masturbatory rage forgetting his Zoom call was still active in the process. Or it was bad timing and he had a massive erection after teaching thirty 8th graders for no reason at all which I still have a problem with.
Still, it’s a healthy reminder not to pull your pud before, during, or immediately after taking part in a Zoom call of any kind unless that’s what it’s for. Teachers, this goes extra for you.
It’s tough to explain to parents and news crews who’ll show up to ask what the fuck is wrong with you before they uncover how much of a dirtbag you are.
You’re welcome.
DB