I feel like someone over at Timmies needs to be fired.
I mean, this is the type of idea that should have been obvious years ago, like when Chris Bosh was still on the team.
Pascal Siakam has 19 double-doubles this season. For those unfamiliar with what that means, please make your way to the tea aisle or stop reading this article.
Via Raptors PR:
Pascal Siakam (92) has passed José Calderón (91) for fifth on Toronto’s all-time double-doubles list. Siakam has recorded a team-high 19 double-doubles this season.
— Eric Smith (@Eric__Smith) March 19, 2023
Siakam just passed Jose Calderon for fifth on the all-time double-double list in Raptors franchise history. If he gets another 18 he will pass Antonio Davis.
So listen, Tim Hortons, this is called a marketing campaign. You run a free double-double for every Siakam double-double for the rest of the season (for people who were at the game who can redeem the coffee for their ticket stub), and you encourage customers to keep on eye on the scorecard to see if Siakam can pass Davis.
His 9th 25/10/5 game this season. pic.twitter.com/zMcTOVfTOZ
— StatMuse (@statmuse) March 19, 2023
And you sell a shit load of coffee in the interim.
Siakam is killing it, and I don’t like having to do your job for free, Timmies, but Jesus this is a no-brainer.
The Raptors take down the Wolves for their seventh straight home win 🔥
28 points 27 points
3 rebounds 10 rebounds
7 assists 6 assists
10-of-18 FG 11-of-22 FG pic.twitter.com/nHrMb6ASmO
— Raptors Nation (@RaptorsNationCP) March 19, 2023
A Siakam double-double contest can rally Raptors fans, and even motivate Siakam to keep racking up quality games, and the team to keep on winning, especially at home where they have now won 7 straight.
What are you looking at? Get to work. I expect to see something by Monday.