Hey, Wanna See The Texas Congressman’s Dick Pic He Sent To Some Strange? Here You Go Ace.

Nov 23, 2017
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Texas Congressman Joe Barton sent nudes and illicit text messages to a woman, and he’s apologizing for the graphic image first revealed by a Twitter user.

Barton, a Republican, sent the nude photo showing his penis. The Twitter user censored the image, and also revealed a sext that reads, “I want u soo bad. Right now.”

Source  –  On Wednesday, Joe Barton, a Republican congressman from Texas’s 6th district, apologized in a written statement after a nude picture of him circulated around social media earlier this week. In addition to the objectively unflattering dick pic, there was also a screen-capped lewd message Barton allegedly shared in which he wrote, “I want u soo bad. Right now. Deep and hard.”

A censored version of the photo is at the bottom of this article. Fair warning.

“While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women,” Barton’s statement reads. “Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.”

If that’s all true it’s kind of odd he’d feel compelled to apologize.

In addition to the pic/text that made Barton Wednesday afternoon’s No. 1 trending Twitter topic, the user who posted them also says he has several videos of the congressman masturbating. 

 

FUCKING.  GROSS.  I don’t ever want to see someone masturbate unless it’s a female and I sure as Janet Jones Gretzky don’t wanna see a fat old skeezer’s dick with the words “Deep And Hard” attached to it.

I’ve maintained for years you have everything to lose taking a picture of your junk and sending it to someone no matter who you are. When you’re a public figure, your just a complete fucking meathead who deserves to be embarrassed.

Nice tits though congressman.  Do your “Mature Ladies” get to bat those around while you’re trying to smother them to death with your fat alopecia belly?

Just goes to show If you have money and power chicks will still take a dump all over their pride to suck your dick even if you look like Yoda fucked Rosie O’Donnell.

Guess I’ll have to be gross and deadly average looking and wow em with fart jokes at the bar.

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