Hey, Who Wants To See A Two Headed Turtle Fight For A Treat?
The head on the right is fucking vicious. If their share the same stomach, she/he/it is dumb too:
Two headed turtle fighting for a treat pic.twitter.com/99zCmCTV1o
— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) January 13, 2023
Right? Nature is amazing. I love all living things, but a two Turtled head appears redundant. Almost like Mother Nature said, “hey, let’s make something that’s SUPER fucking slow, with two angry heads that hate each other. Then let’s make those heads fight over food.” Nature is sadistic sometimes too. I know that because Anti-Vaxxers exist.
The only winner is us because we get to watch it, but turtles have killed other turtles before, so this is one fight away from one head dragging around the rotting head/brother/sister/cellmate around.
What if one head doesn’t take a breathe before the other head dives?
Who’s in charge of the tail? Does that head determine direction when submerged therefore, is the dominant head?
Again, all things considered, I think the mutant bastard is cute AF. But people who say God doesn’t make mistakes are full fo shit.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
