Hot Mic: Tiger Woods Telling His Ball To “Fuck Off” Is Everything I Needed To Start The Masters

Apr 7, 2022

If you hate Tiger Woods, you are going to hate the blog for the next 4 days. I am going to report if Tiger Woods farts at Augusta and blog about it.

My dude is locked in and shooting under par at the moment. If he makes the cut I am truly not leaving my house or couch. Nothing like a nice “fuck off” from golf’s GOAT to kick off the Masters.

He’s playing really good too. Please observe.

https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1512107561008443395?s=20&t=hFs60qak5S0SzQmrBVgAhQ

LFG. Look out Joe Exotic, the real Tiger King is back.

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

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