Brandon Taubman, Ass(t) Gm of the World Series bound Houston Astros is a fucking moron.

During the clubhouse celly of the Astros ALCS win over the Yankees thanks to this Jose Altuve walk-off bomb…

ALTUVE WITH THE WALK-OFF TO GO TO THE WORLD SERIES pic.twitter.com/X3dK0pqQ0o

— Baseball Lifestyle™ (@BsbLifestyle__) October 20, 2019

…Taubman chose to celebrate by insinuating they traded for former Blue Jay’s closer Roberto Osuna to beat some women.

CNN: According to Sports Illustrated’s Monday report, the team was celebrating its Game 6 win over the New York Yankees when Taubman homed in on three women in the locker room, one wearing a bracelet promoting domestic violence awareness, and said six times, “Thank God we got Osuna! I’m so f***ing glad we got Osuna!”

No Bueno.

If you’re new, Former Jay and current Astro Roberto Osuna was arrested and charged with beating the shit out of his GF in a stairwell of his condo building

https://crier.co/sports/mlb/blue-jays/video-with-rumours-of-osuna-punching-and-throwing-gf-down-the-stairs-maybe-you-should-watch-this-graphic/

Osuna was traded after serving his mandatory MLB domestic violence suspension to the Houston Astros by assistant gm Brandon Taubman.

According to people in the room, Taubman said it six times out loud laughing standing next to three female reporters, one of whom was wearing a purple anti-domestic violence shirt which appears to have triggered the comment.

For their part, the Astros denied Taubman said what he said because they’re stupid and it came out today Taubman indeed said what he said and the dick fart apologized today.

The #Astros release statements pic.twitter.com/x8qO9KkJlV

— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) October 22, 2019

He said it and he lied about it AFTER getting caught so that means he’s not really sorry at all.

That’s how I work anyway.

Apologizing the first time and telling the truth is important, kids.

Look at Felicity Huffman and Lori Lochlin.

Felicity pled totally guilty to fraud in the college admission scandal, she’s 6 days away from getting out of a two-week prison sentence.

On the other hand, uber milf, Lori Lochlin is fighting the charges and was indicted on a whole new set of bribery charges ON TOP of her fraud charges yesterday and she’s going to a big girl jail.

You’re welcome btw.  This is actually a post you can share with your kids minus the prison sex insinuation.

Things always get worse when you lie and if you get caught lying you’re apology doesn’t mean shit to me or anyone else who caught someone in a lie about the truth.

I don’t know if Brandon Taubman is sexist or had a sexist moment but I do know he’s a fucking liar.

He’s also not mature enough to manage a room with one woman in it so I’s say fire the 34-year-old asswipe with cause then apologize to your fan base of whom at least 30 percent have been victims of domestic violence.