How Much Do You Have To Smoke To Get Matthew Perry’s Yellowy Orange Smoke Stained Fingers?
I say 2-4 packs a day.
And btw, I’m not making fun of him. I love how his post Friends career includes actively not giving a shit what anyone thinks but him. Sure, he’s struggled with a few things in the past but one thing he’s dominating right now? Smoking.
The first thing I noticed in this pic? Matthew Perry’s smoking fingers on his right hand. That’s impressive. Most chain smokers do so because of their nervousness. It’s almost like a companion so to speak and Perry’s been pretty open about it so I see no need to rake the guy. As a former (sometimes social cigar) smoker/current vapor, I’ve never dealt with that and I was a pack a day for a good two years for a while. So it’s more than 1 and can’t be more than 4 packs because it just seems physically impossible to smoke that much.
So I say 2 ish a day. Here, it looks like Perry is giving the other hand a break from all the action which is smart. You probably wanna wash that nightly and call in the lefty from the bullpen because the righty looks beat up, Matt. Great decision.
The other thing I love about Matthew Perry, He doesn’t go out in a scarf, $5000 Armani shades, with an open shirt under a skinny white Armani suit. Nooooo. He goes out in an old T-shirt (I sincerely hope he spilled milk on earlier) in some sweats and an ill-fitting ball cap because he’s just doing him. THAT”S why I love Matthew Perry.
‘Dance like no one’s watching’
– Kevin Bacon (maybe)
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
