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I Don’t Care About Pierre Poilievre’s Politics, He’s Just A World Class Asshole

Oct 18, 2023

For political reasons, I get accused of hating Canadian Politician/blowhard Pierre Poilievre. I hear it all the time.

“Keep sucking Trudeau’s dick.”

“You love tyrannical government.”

“Libtard”

ETC.

This Isn’t About Politics

The hard truth is I’m Apolitical; I don’t advocate who to vote for. Ever. I’d love to see if you can find an example of me telling you who to vote for or why they are good or bad for Canada.

We don’t endorse politicians and banned them from my show two years ago. During the Ontario election, we said no to Liberal Leader Stephen Del Duca and several others because we don’t allow minions to regurgitate talking points for their cult/political party. Politics is a cult, and politicians don’t give a shit about your life—just your brain, vote, and money.

PeePee’s Politics Don’t Matter, He’s Just A Terrible Fucking Person

When I crush someone, it’s for one reason and one reason only. That person is an asshole. You get my attention when you treat innocents like shit. I know the best revenge is not being like them, but fuck it. I like this. It’s fun AND a teachable moment.

Enter the leader of Canada’s Conservative Party, mini Ted Cruz, Pierre Poilievere. He’s lied for the past year about who’s to blame for your rent, inflation, abortion, convoys, bitcoin, trans, and LGBTQ kids and lies about it all at radicalization events he calls political rallies. Everyone he attacks is a Marxist or radical woke leftist. Every news outlet that calls him on it is propaganda paid by Trudeau and the “Woke Left.”  He’s the king of fear porn and dehumanizing anyone who challenges him. He’s cruel, and cruelty is a tremendous sign of weakness. Not a quality you want in a friend or a fucking dinner guest, much less a leader.

This week’s example of cruelty and weakness was an interview PeePee did in an apple orchard in Kelowna. Poilievere went out of his way to demean and disrespect an independent journalist who challenged his approach to gaslight and lay for a populist result. The dehumanizing disrespect, the deflection, the pointed sarcasm, and the lies he pulled out of his gooey ass were extraordinary. PeePee doesn’t have a moral compass. Nor does he give a single shit about anyone not named Pierre Poilievre.

Watch and pay attention. PeePee won’t stop eating an apple and never looks the interviewer  in the eye while treating the man like absolute shit:

Pierre has some skeletons (as per my tweet). He and his wife (from a questionable family with more than questionable ties in Venzuala) refuse to submit to national security background checks. The Rumors of who his biological dad might be (he might be Stephen Harper’s lawyer and member of a cult and IDU) continue to swirl. He has more to hide than John Wayne Gacy and tempts fate every time he acts like an asshole/treats a fellow Canadian like shit, and it happens every day.

That’s What I’m Here For

I’m also a HUGE fan of pointing out the obvious and got an assist from an old friend of Pierre’s with the Conservative Party Of Canada (I know A LOT of Conservatives who puke in their mouths at the radicalized version of their old party).

I summarized my conversation in this video, which has since gone parabolic. Still, the short strokes are #NobodyLikesPierrePoilievre in his party. He said PeePee probably won’t make it to the next federal election in 2025 because they know he’s a terrible fucking person who is compromised by what’s in his closet and couldn’t pass a nat sec background check if his life depended on it. He also said:

  • The CPC is just a collection of radicalized extremists serving their religious communities, not their constituents.
  • Pierre is loathed in senior CPC circles.
  • He has no friends and hasn’t traveled outside of Canada in years
  • His connection to PBCC/Stephen Harper’s lawyer and other authoritarian autocrats through the IDU is “more than concerning
  • He wouldn’t be surprised to see Poilievere get “Madison Cawthorned” by old-school CPC members.
  • He’s an “Embarrassment” to Canadians and a threat to our national security by his relationships and who he serves.

So, I responded. This response led #NobodyLikesPierrePoilievre to trend #1 across the country for the last two days because human beings know when someone is an asshole when you show the work of said asshole. His digital guru, Jeff Ballingall, didn’t like this at all.

The federal Liberals got involved by posting the kind of videos they should have been posting for the last year: Hit pieces based on his actions and words that SHOW YOU who he is: A terrible Canadian and an even worse person who will say and do anything to make his “daddy” and the hillbillies he gaslights happy.

The Ted Cruz of Canada.

Skinny Trump.

Same playbook.

His rallies are radicalization events where he r moves reason, fact, and accountability to favor fear porn.

“I’m the only one who can save you from certain death.”

“I’m the one who can make housing more affordable.”

“I’m the one who can make eggs and bread cheaper.”I’m the one who can protect your kids from the gay boogeyperson. :)”

In reality, he can do none of those things. They are all provincial issues belonging to provinces run by his conservative friends. LikeDoug Ford in Ontario, who is under an RCMP-directed international criminal investigation, who took rent controls away from Ontarians 3 years ago.

Or his buddy Scott Moe in Sask, who just passed a law removing the fundamental human rights of all children in the province because Scott Moe hates trans/lgbtq kids.

 

#StopVotingForAssholes

When words and works don’t match, you are dealing with an asshole. Politics in 2023, across the board, is FULL of duplicitous assholes whose pretty words and radicalization rallies never match up. We’ve moved away from appealing to self-interest in favor of beating the drum of identity politics. Rich, entitled morons like Pierre, who’ve never worked a real job a day, think they can abuse the privilege of our support.

PeePee is disgusted by average Canadians, and it shows. Because he’s a terrible person who hates this country and the people who won’t give him what he wants to challenge his actions and words. Any accountability is treated with disdain. A smug comment cuts away the conversation before he runs away from the cameras. He flat-out refuses to do media not named Rebel News for a reason. He knows he can’t hide his deep disdain for anyone or anything that stands in the way of his ego and effort to please his (biological) Dad, religious lobby, and dark relationships.

He’s trying to run out the lock on his background check while stuffing a few skeletons into closets he hopes you don’t look into. All the while trying to hide who he is – a terrible person who hates himself, this country, and its people.

I’m Better At This than They Are

Pierre spends MILLIONS on digital fuckery. He hired Canada Proud’s Jeff Ballingall to set up bot and troll farms to push PeePees disinformation/Misinformation and spend millions in donor money. MILLIONS.

Jeff and PeePee now know I did this for free. Jeff needs that sweet, sweet Ontario developer money (Jeff is owned by 3-4 developers and the CPC party who pays his bills) to do what I did for nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada.

I’m better at this than they are. So are you. We all are.

There is nothing legitimate about Pierre Poilievre (or Jeff Ballingall and Canada Proud, for that matter). They function sucking at the tit of the religion, industry, relationships, and culture they serve. It’s all smoke and mirrors for perception and effect.

#NobodyLikesPierrePoilievre, including his party. Anyone who does is either dumb, or their bank accounts require it.

And now they have my attention.

Peepee should have been nice to the gentlemen in the Apple Orchard…

DB

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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