I Dunno If This One Eyed Cow Is Real But If It Is, It’s Pure Nightmare Fuel

Jan 8, 2019

Fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk.   Are you serious?

I’m not worried about his/its/her eye, but there’s no nose, and we’re dealing with a serious cleft palate.  This cow was lucky enough to be born in India and was originally abandoned by the owner until people started to worship it then they took it back, which looks cheap, but I get it.  If you can get your hands on a cow with one eye or a kid with three hands in India, you do it.   Deformities are not just cellied in India; they are worshipped


This baby born with a zygote version of herself embedded in the middle of her face was worshipped and still is.

Tell me India isn’t the place to be born all deformed.  In North America, we’re so shallow, this kid wouldn’t see the light of day until it’s facial deformities were corrected or they could grow a beard.  Fact.

This Kid?  Parasitic twin.  Was worshipped for a while until they realized he just ate his brother in the womb.  Had it corrected and can now sleep on his front.

This girl?  She has a tail, so she not only gets worshipped, she blesses the shit out of people.

When I say India is the place to be born with deformities, I mean that in the nicest and most complimentary of ways.  Can you

Imagine how awesome it would be if the girl in the 4th grade with the 2-foot tail and what appears to be back pubes, was worshipped?  Or the born with the Matrix face baby, being held up for the locals to ooooh and aaahh over at a christening?

India.  I love the way you love.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

Related stories