Maybe it’s a compliment to Caitlyn or maybe Rachel got ‘a deal’, but wow.  I seriously didn’t recognize her when she appeared in the Tiger documentary.

I watched part II of the TIGER doc last night and I literally though Rachel was Caitlyn Jenner, for a second.  I know Tiger didn’t ‘get it in’ with Caitlyn, because Caitlyn was Bruce back then, but the similarity is uncanny.

It’s always a touchy blog when we write about peoples looks.

Women especially.

I’m not saying Rachel looks bad.  What I’m saying is the last time I saw Rachel Uchitel, she was a fresh faced young woman who looked terrific. Now, after obvious surgery, Rachel looks A LOT like Caitlyn Jenner.

I don’t think she looks terrible, she just looks so drastically different and eerily similar to Caitlyn Jenner.  Maybe she rally loved Cait’s new look and this is exactly what she had in mind but her new jawline, cheekbones and lips are All Caitlyn.

Rachel recounting he phone call with Elin Nordgren, Tiger’s ex wife, that fateful night where it all fell apart, was riveting btw.

Elin found messages between Rachel and Tiger which prompted Tiger to put Elin on the phone with Rachel to convince Elin, her and Tiger were just ‘good friends’.  Elin bought it until she saw another text from Tiger to Rachel that read, ‘You’re the only one I’ve ever loved’.

Elin called Rachel and said ‘I knew it was you’, then hung up then promptly cratered Tiger’s teeth with a 9-iron, and the rest is well documented history.

Included in that history?  Rachel’s old face.

I feel sorry for Rachel.  Her life was effectively destroyed for banging Tiger. Nine out of ten single women would have (and probably did). Where are the dozens of other women he corked in fast food parking lots or on private jets?  Somehow, Rachel is still the only women from Tiger’s philandering past that doesn’t get a pass.  Might be why she changed her look.

Dean

Pro Tip: Ladies, guys won’t tell you this, but you look terrific the way you are.  But, if you plan on getting some work done, make sure you don’t look like a totally different person when you’re done.   It’s weird.