I’d instead build a racecar out of my feces than spend a night with three illiterate, religious extremists, but to each their own.

You better make sure you can stomach sitting through 2 hours listening to 3 of Canada’s dumbest, self-proclaimed, anti-science losers talk about Jesus, how much they hate Trudeau, and infectious diseases they know nothing about.

Theo dropped out of High School, and Jamie barely finished.

It should be an educational evening.

OH, and there are NO refunds. This rager is an excellent $50, but good news – you’ll get to wear Jamie and Theo’s respective Gold Medals no one gives a fuck about anymore.

“A night with Theo and Jamie” sounds delightful until you realize it’s Theo Fleury and Jamie Sale.

Theo led the convoy charge and spent his weekends palling around with Roger Stone, and my 16-year-old can formulate better thoughts and sentences.

Jamie? She’s been giving in a land of religious chocolate for a couple of years now. Before the internet swallowed her whole, Jamie was a lot of fun and DTF, or so I hear, so maybe some lucky unvaccinated Calgarian will get a handy in the parking lot for that $50. Who knows!

If tickets were free, I might attend for the sheer lunacy. I mean, Theo is a certifiable moron, Jamie is a complete airhead, and Chris Barberis is a poorly educated truck driver.

The disaster opportunities are endless.

If you have an extra $50 and feel like doing some mild reporting from the Cardel Theater in Calgary on October 22, hit us up.

I’d pay BIG for that content.

DB