Some guys really need to see some cunny.

UPDATE: Officials found downtown strip club where up to 550 people may have been exposed to COVID-19 was not following distancing guidelineshttps://t.co/l539eic6TW

— CP24 (@CP24) August 14, 2020

In fact, 550 guys have some splainin’ to do when they get home as to why they have to quarantine.

#COVID19 notification for Brass Rail Tavern (August 4, 5, 7 and 8). News release: https://t.co/92n03i56cs pic.twitter.com/7QrgE6oB7C

— City of Toronto (@cityoftoronto) August 14, 2020

Toronto Public Health says it is working to notify people who visited the Brass Rail Tavern after an employee tested positive for COVID-19.

The health agency says around 550 people may have been exposed to the virus at the strip club.

The employee who tested positive was working

Aug. 4,5,6,7,8,9

It doesn’t matter what social distancing policies cities have in place, strippers get paid to get as close you as possible in an effort separate you from your wallet.  I’m not down on the profession but some of these ladies are available for ‘private parties’ too so contact tracing in the sex trade is probably way harder than it is if these girls worked at staples or Home depot to ‘put themselves through law school’.

Chances are the infected stripper worked downstairs.  The ‘Upper Brass’ is for high rollers who so the girls were probably significantly cleaner upstairs in the VIP lounge.

It’s a crying shame too.  The Brass Rail has been closed TFN so there goes ‘C-section night’ for those of you with a paternal kink.

Remember ladies, working the sex trade in a pandemic requires a very medical approach to your business.

• Never face the client during a transaction
• Always perform lap dances 6 feet away and when a trucker rolls in after a long haul,
• Don’t believe him when he says he’s ‘totally clean’
• No kissing
• Wear a mask (helpful to some Quebec strippers with bad dental plans).

And fellas, maybe take a strip joint knee till this is all over.  You can get anything you need for free from porn hub including some sensational work by former ‘Boy Meets World’ star, Maitland Ward.

There are millions of Webcam girls you can watch dance to Stairway to Heaven, ONLINE 24-7, too.

Trust me, it’s the same and they still get naked so do the socially responsible thing and pay for your perversion from the comfort of an old gaming chair in your unfinished basement.

It’s COVID free, 100% safe and you won’t need to explain your stripper bar quarantine to your wife and kids.

Everyone wins.

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