India’s State Run Broadcaster Are Now Calling Trudeau a “Cokehead” And I Need To Watch More Indian TV

Sep 25, 2023

This must come with subtitles, though, because I can’t understand a thing.

This is in response to Trudeau’s announcement that the Five Eyes and Canadian law enforcement fingered India (sexy) in the murder of a Canadian on Canadian soil last week. A Sikh in Vancouver was murdered by Indian authorities and confirmed by US officials. So, India’s PM (best friends with former PM Stephen Harper) has been on the offensive for a week. They kicked a Canadian diplomat out of India. That diplomat must have been crushed. They also stopped processing Visas for Canadian travelers—another crushing blow.

This Coke story is incredible; though I know the PM likes pot, I have no idea if he likes his Coke, and Indian officials don’t either because no one swabbed Trudeau’s bags. It’s called diplomatic immunity and extended to every head of state during things like the G20. No one checks Trudeau’s carry-on when he lands anywhere. He’d be the PERFECT drug smuggler.

But he’s not. This is Indian PM Modi going on the propaganda offensive after we caught a few of their guys assassinating a Canadian on Canadian soil. Maybe two  News out of Winnipeg last week suggests that’s the case.

So, Trudeau is now a cokehead in India. It is a matter of time before we return the favor and accuse Modi of eating babies in the basement of a Briyani joint or being Stephen Harper’s lover who hates the gays (indeed, Modi hates the gays).

Welcome to the international social media propaganda sewer. This is the content I’m here for.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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