I had to read this twice to get the bones of this story right so let’s break it down together:

Source: An interracial Florida couple’s roleplay sex game came off the rails — in the most unwoke manner.

Cops say they found Ashley Edwards and Kenneth Atkins arguing bitterly at their Bradenton home.

The duo were “engaged in a verbal argument over refusal to role play.”

OK.  So far, it sounds like tame domestic disturbance.

“Ashley stated she wanted to play slave and slaver because she is African American and he is Caucasian,” the Manatee County Sheriff’s office said in a report.

“Kenneth did not wish to partake and became verbally aggressive.”

Ashley is black and Kenneth is white.  NBD.  They have a voracious BDSM habit throw in a serious racial fetish for a really fascinating story here.

And as the situation escalated with Kenneth refusing to play slave master, he allegedly “spat in Ashley’s face.”

While he denied getting physical with his playmate, Atkins was still busted for simple battery and taken to the Manatee County Central Jail.

Edwards wasn’t injured and asked cops not to book her beau.That is one thirsty woman. 

 

So thirsty in fact, Ashley probably doesn’t have a safe word like “Peabody” or my favorite, “Spumoni”.

The Smoking Gun reports Atkins has a “lengthy rap sheet” — including a grand theft charge from May.

OOOOOOHHH Ashley was dating a car thief.  That is so hot.  That’s probably what did it.  I’m surprised he didn’t want to take part as a slaver in the racially charged sex play.  He looks like the kind of guy who’d get way off on that and unless I’m way off, that’s what the squabble was over.  He wasn’t into KKK-play.  I respect that about him.

And, is it me or does she look like Keenan Thompson from SNL?

Anyway, how hard is it to pick up a different role play fetish?  Does it always have to be this Slave/Master business?

Why not ‘Olive Oil and Popeye’ or the old ‘Hammer and the Nail’.  get dressed up like your from the islands and give each other the ‘Samoan Pile Driver’ if need be.  Just don’t do the Slave/Master bit especially if the white guy objects.  BIIIIIIIG red flag.  BIG.