
“It appears she was masturbating while the classroom was full of kids”

NYPOST: A Georgia substitute teacher has been arrested after she allegedly masturbated in front of her second-grade class during school hours, authorities said.
Amelia Ressler, 30, of Carrollton, allegedly filmed herself performing the act while in the classroom at Mt. Zion Elementary School, news station WAGA reported.
“It appears she was masturbating while the classroom was full of kids,” Carroll County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Ashley Hulsey told the outlet.
Hulsey slammed the incident as “disturbing,” adding that kids could’ve seen her touch herself.
“Where she was sitting, it wasn’t like it was a closed desk and [the kids] couldn’t look up and visually see what she was doing at the time,” Hulsey told news station CBS46.
Detectives began investigating Ressler after receiving a tip about the video circulating in the community.
“We obtained video evidence because she videoed it herself and disseminated it and we were able to get a hold of that evidence,” Husley told WAGA.
Ressler was arrested Friday and booked into Carroll County jail on 19 counts of child molestation, authorities said.
“We appreciate the dedication Carroll County Schools has for the safety of their students as we were contacted immediately following the allegations and we will continue to work closely with them during the remainder of the investigation,” the sheriff’s office said.
Keep in mind, Amelia wasn’t ‘flicking the bean’ in a Zoom class. She went for it in person, therefore 19 counts of child molestation are all hers.
We used to do a feature called ‘Wait Till You Get Home’. It catered to stories of people like Amilia who HAD to masturbate wherever they were no matter where they were. I flamed out thanks to real news, but I’m thinking of bringing it back.
You see, no one gets charged with masturbating when they masturbate at home, alone or in the presence of a consenting adult. Where people get in trouble is the urge justifies the means and they drop trousers in a class full of primary students in the middle of art class.
It’s an urge I never understood and I’m happy about that.
Listen, everyone jerks off but not everyone jerks off the second they think about jerking off despite their surroundings. This is a self-control issue that needs to be figured out before you start working with kids.
Dean Blundell
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