It Sounds Like Masks Are Returning To Ontario On Monday And I Have A Word For The Shitheads Who Won’t Wear One…

Nov 11, 2022

I don’t care.

I’d prefer it if you didn’t.

Leanna nailed it.

There isn’t a single pediatric ICU bed available in Ontario.

Ontario’s bullshit MSM isn’t saying anything because they’re busy licking Doug Ford’s cheesy undercarriage.

Ontario is probably bringing mask mandates back (to what extent, I don’t know) on Monday to protect kids and open up pediatric beds.

Schools may get mandates. Outside of that, your guess is as good as mine.

Promising entrepreneurs and businesses will bring back voluntary mask mandates (some still have them. I went back to my car to get one the other day when a retail owner asked if I had one.

“Nope, but I can go get it out of the car,” I said.

“Please, dear. We’re trying to protect one of our employees with health issues.”

“Happy to,” I replied.

Here’s the catch. After tweeting the mask mandate stuff, I was inundated with mouth breathers, bots, evangelical shit birds with the cross, and holland flags in their bios telling me they won’t wear one because whatever the fuck.

I hope they don’t.

https://twitter.com/chrishughesto/status/1590822631732695040?s=20&t=bM3mNsi2SFqmtxv4av53jA

If you’re THAT person who thinks a 1mm cloth is the hill you want to die on to look cool to the rest of the losers in your fucking prayer group, then do it.

I stopped giving a fuck about your physical health a LONG time ago.

I support you not wearing a mask OR getting vaccinated.

Honest to God (lol). I mean it.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times. I want what YOU want.

Want Jesus to work miracles through you instead of getting vaccinated?

I want that.

If you’d rather suffer, I want that for you too.  Do you want to live? I want that too!

If you want to alienate yourself from society by putting a mask on when you get milk, I like that too!

That’s all I’ve ever wanted for you Evangelical, anti-mask, anti-vaccine weiners, what YOU want.

https://crier.co/news/looks-like-we-got-a-couple-of-jesus-covid-qanon-related-deaths-homecomings-to-celebrate-kids-2/

You tell us daily that it doesn’t matter what we want, what our neighbor’s kids want, or what teachers and parents want. You can’t stop shitposting about it.

Because we’re all the better than that, we still want what you want for your life.

But for different reasons.

I haven’t worn a mask in months, but I will, HAPPILY, if and when I have to. I’m doing it for my kids and other kids packed into Ontario ERs like Sardines with everything from RSV to Covid to Pneumonia.

I won’t be telling anyone to wear a mask. I’ll be quietly relying on scientific odds begging God (lol) to give you precisely what you want.

I’m good like that.

I have no idea what kind of announcement there will be on Monday or if it will get scrapped. I have zero faith in our schools, governments, or the people who run them. We do what’s best for the people around us whenever we can.

Maybe there’s a mask.

Maybe there isn’t.

But I’m not scared of them like some of you are.

Pussies.

DB

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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