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It’s Over For Anti-Vax Extremists Roy And Nicole From Peterburgers Cuz Roy MAY Have Gotten It In With Some Freedom Babes

Aug 11, 2022
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Remember Roy and Nicole from Peterburgers? The ‘Hold Fast’ crew?

If you paid attention during the pandemic and subsequent loser convoy, Roy and Nicole led the Peterborough chapter of angry, dumb losers who harassed everyone from Jagmeet Singh to our own Caryma Sa’d and thousands of Canadians who chose to wear a mask and get vaccinated over the past two years.

And they HATE me. Or so I hear and sometimes see.  They can’t spell, but they hate me.

Well, it’s splitsville for the hepatitis twins because Roy can’t stop fucking around on Nicole, and she’s had enough of Roy’s stinky winky.

Roy was kicked out of the loseriffic ‘Hold Fast’ FB group and recorded a bizarre 7.5-minute video saying goodbye to his loser crew and hello to the bachelor life!

I, for one, am shocked. I thought sharing a family, emotional illness, pure stupidity, and a series of questionable infections would keep these two together. Alas, Roy and Nicole didn’t make it, and now the extremist group they started together while making shitty burgers at their now defunct restaurant is over.

Roy LOVES the ladies. 

According to Nicole, no fewer than three women have come forward as Roy’s mistress(s), and she’s now the group’s de facto leader. She asserted herself the only way a clownvoyer does – with a social media post.

It’s written like a 2nd grader wrote it, so it’s Nicole’s post, alright.

What a shame. Partners in crime living in the same alternative reality usually last longer than six years, but Roy has never been able to keep his tiny wiener in his pants, and according to Nicole, this is the 15th last straw.

What a woman.

Every time Roy harassed a woman of color, Nicole was there:

When Roy wanted to get matching Mandalorian tattoos to prove how much they loved Star Wars, Nicole was there.

https://crier.co/news/the-mouth-breathing-hillbilly-parade-who-harassed-caryma-yesterday-huff-their-own-farts/

Such a shame. Who will harass people in front of vaccine clinics or on the sidewalk in front of hospitals blocking patients from cancer treatments?

And who gets to corrupt their adult kids?

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusCA/status/1507080299137671170?s=20&t=OwjtEHGmwNzOllNbfTbwsQ

Maybe they’ll work out a parenting schedule where they can take turns.

Ah well. At least we know Roy is getting laid.

And if I know anything about Nicole, you can’t cheat on her more than three times without her walking out on your dead ass.

Twice, maybe. Three times? She’s no fool.

So just like that, Hold Fast is no more; they lost their business because Old Roy has a thing for unvaccinated chicks.

I mean, who doesn’t?

LOL

DB

https://crier.co/news/video-watch-caryma-get-cornered-by-10-angry-rednecks-and-tell-me-these-greasy-stains-arent-second-class-citizens/

https://crier.co/news/weird-shit/video-canadas-fringe-minority-went-full-hate-group-yesterday-because-a-man-of-color-came-to-peterborough-2/

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