I’ve Heard It Called Lot’s Of Things. “Fighting Yourself” Wasn’t One Of Them.

Mar 30, 2019

Man, are we ever getting clever in our collective effort to passify the world.  Jerking off is now called ‘Fighting yourself”.  Weak, but I like it.

“Wrestling yourself” sounds less violent than “Jerking Off” but there’s a common ground with the phrase ‘Fighting Yourself”

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“Why did Dad get kicked out of church?”

“He was fighting himself in front of the pastor’s wife, dear.”  See.  Already sounds more enticing than:

Beating the meat

Shaking hands with the Sheriff

Hand start the yogurt thrower

Whip up some wiener wine

“Fighting Yourself” might be the perfect term for all seasons and company now I think about it.  It sounds stately, respectfully full of mystery and entirely dependant on tone.

All important things especially when the sister of the dude caught beating the shit out of himself and whacking off in public gets on the FB thread with news, her brother has lost his shit.


Most likely a bullshit excuse but we get it, Tips.  We know completely centered people don’t “Fight Themselves” naked in public.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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