Jason Derulo Just Dumped His Big Wiener Out On IG And I’m Impressed

Nov 23, 2019
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IWqo1FcwG/

Well, that sucks.  Jason Derulo has the voice of an angel, the body of an adonis and a huge hammer to boot.  I’m not even mad at him.  I’m just impressed.  I hope he’s really nice too.

We don’t objectify women here and I’m not about doing the same thing to men but congrats on the Penis, Jason.  Everyone will zoom in on it and those of you who do, don’t be ashamed.  Ladies, only natural curiosity born from deep withing your DNA depending on how you lean.  Men, you wanna know what big means and where you’re at according to Jason Derulo’s hammer.  It’s natural.  It’s why you sneak a look in a gang shower.

Anyway, join me in congratulating Derulo on this IG post and the massive meat whistle.

It looks like he’s cheating with some fluffing there so settle down.  It doesn’t get much bigger than that.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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