Jordan Peterson Raging About An April Fools Prank Is The Most Jordan Peterson Thing Ever

Apr 2, 2023

Jordo has gone full Jim Lahey from the Trailer Park Boys.

Leave it to Canada’s pill-popping conspiracy uncle to rage tweet about an April Fools prank story from an alt-right fake news outlet about a “woke” politician paving 5k of highway in recycled material.

Anyone whose opinion is tainted by emotion regarding that opinion is an unreliable narrator. Therefore, their emotionally biased opinion is more of a victim sales job than an opinion. Peterson hates Trudeau and Canadian bureaucracy so much that it corrupts anything he says. A prank triggered Jordan, and he blew past the common sense stop sign most of us observe because he’s emotionally compromised and not to be believed. Emotion corrupts fact, and anger is the most destructive. Jordan only comments in rage and is, therefore, an unreliable narrator of anything, not to be trusted to be sane or unbiased. He’s just selling crazy to other angry dicks who need his education to feel justified in their victimhood.

Plus, crazy people can’t take a joke. A sense of humor is the first thing to go when you lose your fucking marbles. Jordan’s starting to grow on me. I don’t think he’s as dangerous as he used to be. He’s just a sad old dude who stands next to his bay window with a three iron and robe, waiting to jump the junk mail delivery guy.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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