Jordan Peterson’s New Nemesis? Paper Towels. And He is PISSED

Feb 22, 2023

I’m starting to like Jordan Peterson.

In the same way, I like watching people who don’t know how to spell in spelling bees or pro golfers who shank a tee shot into the woods.

Jordan is a 24-hour-a-day trainwreck of pure psychosis and occultic evangelical Christian orthodox dipshitery, and his words are useless now. He’s a prop in his own meme life.

It’s not the mean, hateful, anti-trans, pro bible, hellfire, and brimstone rhetoric that makes me laugh. It’s when he gets triggered by paper towel racks in public bathrooms.

That’s pure fucking comedy.

Jordo is still on his anti-trans shit, but we’re now wading into significant mental breakdown territory again. The dude has been on tilt since he started his INCEL stadium tour. Admittedly, I miss a lot of Jordan’s ramblings because he blocked me a while ago. That’s what happens when the world’s most significant Beta male finds out there were 13k available seats for his “sold out” Ottawa show.

(I dig his Millenial Airpod look when he’s telling trans people they don’t deserve to be talked to and treated like human beings)

He’s so fucking triggered by the life he can’t navigate that he’s taking it all out on woke moralists who put FUCKING PAPER TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM, GODDAMMIT!!

I changed my mind about Jordo. He’s a caricature of whatever he thinks he is, and it’s like watching a kid get pantsed at a pep rally every time he says something. I hope he lives forever and never loses access to his Twitter account.

More triggered Jordo, please!!!

DB

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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