Just calling balls and strikes here, but covering up a heater like that is a losing effort. Always.

After waking up this morning I made myself a LEVERPRESSO coffee and stared into the abyss of the latest Angus Reid Poll Tracker on just how much support Simplex Trudeau has as we approach the upcoming Federal Election.

Not so much.

Since 2015/16 Trudeau’s average approval rating has gone from 80% to roughly 30%, and he’s in a dead heat with K. Trevor Wilson from Letterkenny.

In fact, Trevor would probably be a better fit than any of the Candidates running for the Prime Ministers job in Canada.

• He loves his wife
• He’s fiercely Canadian instead of fiercely about himself

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be3W2Mng_4R/

• He ACTUALLY stands up for the LGBTQ community instead of feigning he does for performance points

https://www.instagram.com/p/B06egUugFxk/

• And he loves dogs.  As long as you love dogs, you have my vote.  In fact, anyone who doesn’t love dogs shouldn’t be allowed to lead a country.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWQA3fmg0Bz/

As a matter of fact, NeoCon Leader Andrew Scheer hates dogs and Trudeau is a cat person both of which are telling.

Cat people are generally worried about life, would rather be at home with a hot water bottle and slippers with jars of hair and toenail clippings stashed in the medicine cabinet.

Those of you who hate dogs are just assholes who don’t deserve to share the planet with the rest of us.

These polls prove you can only fake it so long before you eventually get found out.  Good news for Trudeau?  He’s the least most dangerous option and his stupidity may work in his favor as long as ‘Trudeau’s Cold Sore” doesn’t start trending.  Then it’s anyone’s race.