Kate Beckinsale Just Turned 50…Jesus…

Jul 29, 2023

50 is the new 30.

Kate Beckinsale included.  She turns 50 today, but it’s not a regular 50.


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The British beauty turned 50 today, and there isn’t a human being sexually attracted to woman who wouldn’t shit their pants if she walked through the door.

Kate is that rare 50 that gets better with age. I know the feeling. It’s a burden. Some of us get better looking while others stay the same-ish or get worse. And a female 50 isn’t like a male 50. Men and women age differently. Ladies, you can get as angry as you like, but there’s a reason older dudes don’t date their age group post-40. It’s science and not our fault.

Kate’s part-man that way. She EXCLUSIVELY dates guys 20 years her junior, and in case you’re wondering, there’s a rule: Half your age +7  ISN’T creepy. Kate is the exception to that rule because that rule doesn’t rule the female kingdom due to “The Cougar Exception.”  Kate can go 18, and she’s still a legend and a hero maker.

Remember Pete Davidson? I do. She went on to say it was a terrible decision. As did Kim Kardashian, Arianna Grande, etc., which is why he’s in rehab. Poor fucker.

Anyway, 50 is the new 30. I proved it last week with this highly shadowed/filtered professional picture where you can’t see my weird body. Kate proves it every day.

Tanned and toned: She highlighted her tiny waist in a bandeau top with strappy detailing that she paired with high-waisted briefs

That’s “Arctic Blond” hair, by the way.

It is HIGHLY filtered. Maybe 50 is the new 48.

No one ever beat father time, but Kate might.



Dean Blundell

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