#KAWHI UPDATE…

Jul 5, 2019
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The MLSE jet is giving people seizures again. Have we learned nothing from the embarrassment of the last Kawhi Jet frenzy?

A)  Kawhi’s family lives in SD

B) This is fucking ridiculously awesome again.  San Diego is trending and grown-ass men are tweeting flight plan screenshots.

You just hate to see it.

It’s all coming from Toronto and it’s driven by aviation nerds & online creeps in their 20-year-old medium Raptor jersey.

Here’s the latest:

-Kawhi met with the Raptors and Sport Science Director Alex Mckechnie.

-Kawhi wants to play in Toronto for two more years but he’s concerned about how many contracts he has left in his knee’s (weird but true).

-The Clippers will suck ass next year and Kawhi isn’t interested in being the second or third option as a Laker

-Kawhi does want to live closer to home but knees/family permitting will do a deal to stay in Toronto and depending on his body, could be a 5-year deal based on feedback from medical staff.

-A plane from Toronto going to San Diego has to return back to Toronto no matter who is on it

-There’s no way to tell who is on the plane coming home if anyone at all.

-There’s no way to tell who was dropped off or who was picked up and there also rumor is Kawhi’s family is coming up for the announcement and if that’s the case, expect this to be way more than 2 years (5).  You can also expect Larry Tanenbaum to personally warm up Kawhi’s 2004 Bonneville after games in Feb.

https://twitter.com/naish1986/status/1147213576844636160

Stop hitting refresh and go outside.  Read a book or make some lemonade and play fetch with that good boy sitting next to you on the couch.

I feel like when this is over, you’ll all crash because you’ll have no one else to attach your self-confidence to. No one to stalk or chase into the bathroom at the Hazelton.

I also feel like punching Chris Broussard in the forehead as hard as I can when this is over for being a bear cock about the whole thing.

Fucking, goof.

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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