Kim Jong just demanded NK families beat their dogs to death so they can eat them because better Korea has no more meat.

Just nuke the whole country.

Kim Jong-un has declared that pet dogs are a symbol of capitalist ‘decadence’ and ordered that dogs in Pyongyang be rounded up – and owners are fearful that their beloved pets are being used to solve the nation’s food shortages.

Dictator Kim announced in July that owning a pet is now against the law, denouncing having a dog at home as ‘a tainted trend of bourgeois ideology’.

‘Authorities have identified households with pet dogs and are forcing them to give them up or forcefully confiscating them and putting them down’, a source told South Korea‘s Chosun Ilbo newspaper.

‘Some of the dogs are sent to state-run zoos or sold to dog meat restaurants’.

A recent UN report stated that as many as 60 percent of North Korea’s 25.5 million people are facing ‘widespread food shortages’ that have been worsened by international sanctions imposed on the regime for its nuclear missile programmes. 

Dog meat has long been considered a delicacy on the Korean Peninsula, although the tradition of eating dogs is gradually fading out in South Korea. 

Still, an estimated 1 million dogs are reared on farms to be consumed every year in the South.

Man’s best friend is still a staple on the menu in the North, however, with a number of dedicated dog restaurants in Pyongyang.

Dog meat is most popular in the hot and humid summer months as it is believed to provide energy and stamina. 

Honestly.

Dropping a MOAB on North Korea would singlehandedly take care of every issue the world has with Kim Jong Un. If America has the ability to park a cruise missile inside the asshole of Iranian terrorists in a secret convoy doing 80 MPH in an SUV on the streets of Iraq, they should be able to take this crazy dog eating fuck out, too.

Countries who view dog meat as a delicacy should all be invaded by arming animal lovers with some serious weaponry.  Send in militant PETA members first as a human shield, followed by military and Police K-9 units from around the world deputized by the UN to put an end to dog meat farming permanently.

‘But Dean, do you value your dog’s life more than human life?’

100-fucking-percenty.  If I had to choose between saving a Basset Hound or a Dog meat butcher/trader/eater, I’d murder the human being 10 times out of 10 then serve their entrails to the Dog for shits giggles.

It would be my pleasure.

D