Ladies And Gentlemen, Auston Matthews And William Nylander

Sep 20, 2019
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I hope I see this, 35-55 times this year.  I forgot how slick Willy is and I’m soooo happy he’s in for the year.  He’s the coolest leaf for sure.  Auston Matthews is the big swinging dick in the cracker factory, no question and now Mitch was put in his place there’s a pecking order.

 

Matthews- Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He’ll be named Captain someday and maybe very soon, although Tavares should get it, that’s just me.  Matthews is the best 5 on 5 scorer on this planet and other than losing his hair early and this questionable new stache, he’s perfect.  He’s immune to this city’s sports media Bullshit, and no one winks like him.

 

Marner Pissed me right off this year but I’m over it.  Seriously.  He’s the most gifted playmaker maybe in Leaf history.  He’s also a Toronto kid with a big fat smile and he likes to block pucks with his face if it helps.  He’s number two.

William Nylander – He’s the coolest.  A Golden God, Nylander doesn’t have a bad look.  And he’s really good at Hockey.  Last year was a write off from Jump St so I’m really looking forward to seeing Nylander prove he’s worth roughly 4 million/yr less than Mitch Marner.  He had 15 shot attempts and had the puck FOREVER last night.

 

Andreas Johnsson – “The Dark Horse’ has no pain receptors and all he does is make shit happen.  Last nights Nylander/Matthews/Johnsson line had 5 points in a 3-0 dicking of the Sabres with Johnson and Matthews having a G and A each.  Not only will this team be more Raptor like (death by 1000 cuts) but Johnsson is also extremely good looking adding to the already most stunningly attractive/productive 1st line in the NHL.

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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