Let’s Talk About Michelle Rempel Garner’s Whole Bullshit “Woke” Act

Oct 6, 2022

Full disclosure: I had no idea who this person was until she decided to bring televised performance art back to the Religious Extremists Party Of Canada (CPC).

Pro Tip: If you’re going to stroke your boss for a soundbite, make sure you know what you’re talking about.

MRG (Canada’s Marjorie Taylor Greene) blamed global inflation and the price of bread on “Woke Shit” in the House Of Commons the other day.

It was legendary. She managed to fuck up her complaint as she was gaslighting a word she didn’t understand. She also worked to be thoroughly sexist by insisting only women shop for groceries.

Michelle was kind enough to tell us in broken trailer English that she was co-opting the word for political theatre in her braindead response to us helping her with the actual dictionary definition. She then (predictably) played herself into a victim being targeted by misogyny by pretending to be very woke:

Michelle then called Trudeau, a misogynist predator after being alerted to the new alternative meaning of woke via someone on Twitter that she thought was cool. You know, brilliant shit. The kind of stability you look for in a person who calls themself a “leader.”

I made the hair comment in my original tweet to see how long it would take for Michelle to become what she said she hates. It took an hour to admit she was gaslighting Canada with her subjective meaning of the word based on a random tweet she saw. She then proceeded to pretend to know what her meaning meant, boot fucking the term “Virtual Signals” (Virtue Signaling) in the process.

This was an act by someone dying to endear herself to a party that hates Canada and progressive Canadians who give a shit about others.

Pierre has spent the last six months weaponizing the word “woke,” and he doesn’t know what it means either.

They don’t understand the word, OR they get it but use it as a pejorative because they are fuckheads who want to paint a more caring Canada as a bunch of pussies responsible for expensive gas and groceries.

Only a moron or religious zealot would blame expensive bread on actively being aware of racial and social injustices.

Inflation is a global issue, and Canada has one of the lowest inflation rates in the world and the second lowest out of all G7 countries.

It’s almost as if our “WOKEness” is our financial strength, Michelle.

I’m sure Michelle has had good moments.

Like last year when she broke with her party to help ban conversion therapy and has been a staunch supporter of “woke’ LGBTQ rights as an ally, but that’s where it stops. She seemed to be human then. And maybe she is, but she’s clearly out of her depth when she’s weaponizing kindness and equality to gaslight for points from the Religious Extremist Party Of Canada.

Supply and demand are responsible for inflation. Being actively aware of racial and social injustices, not so much Michelle. And if anyone makes it harder to live in this country, it’s you, sister.






Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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