Let’s Talk About This Blue Jays “Splooge Edition” Hat

Mar 29, 2023

As the Blue Jays get set to embark on their 2023 World Series or bust Journey, MLB embraced the hype with the WEIRDEST FUCKING HAT I”VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

We had former Jays Skip, John Gibbons, on the show today, and I asked if he’d wear the Splooge hat if I sent him one.

“No way, man, I live in Texas, do you know what would happen if I wore that here?”

Yes, Yes, I do because I watch the news.

(Gibby was A RIP today. Here’s the episode. He touched on a BUNCH of shit I never thought he’d engage with, like this hat that he hates)

The “Splooge” hat is reminiscent of the Poutine hat the jays launched for 5 minutes a few years ago. Theyuying pulled it 48 hours later, but the Splooge hat is still available on the MLB store because every immature dick like me is buying one. Or more (I ordered 7 because I’m a child).

 

The Splooge hat is supposed to be about ice cream, according to the MLB store, but Ice Cream fans aren’t buying it.

This guy is. Like every other red-blooded Canadian (male) Blue Jays fan, who knows what’s happening here…

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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