Like Trudeau Isn’t The Offspring Of Fidel Castro…

Nov 23, 2020
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It’s been a quiet silly rumor for years:

Justin Trudeau is the love child of former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and Margaret Trudeau who was rumored to have had an affair with Castro in the late 60s, early 70’s.

Trudeau won’t comment on the rumors but holy shit, Batman, there are incredible physical similarities between Trudeau and Castro.

The Nose, the eyebrows, the facial hair, the hairline.  Whoever the neo-con asswipe is that put this Castro/Trudeau timeline together deserves an award and some meds.  I don’t have the kind of time to dedicate to a full facial analysis of Trudeau and Castro but you don’t need to be a forensic anthropologist to see the uncanny similarity.

The only problem with the Castro/Trudeau conspiracy theory?  It’s all bullshit.

Snopes, among other outlets, has sourced everything on the subject and it’s not true.

Some Trump-loving Sub-Redditor suggested that If maggie fucked the Rolling Stones (around the same time) she probably porked Castro furthering the rumor.

The Trudeau’s have been Castro supporters for 50 years so who knows.  The resemblance is ridiculous.

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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