Mall’s X-Rated Christmas Display Features Polar Bears Having Sex. Your Mall Santa Sucks.

Nov 20, 2018
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Source: Customers were left red faced after spotting two polar bears looking VERY cosy in a shopping centre Christmas display.

Stunned shoppers at the usually family-friendly mall on the Isle of Man spotted the Arctic animals in a rather compromising position over the weekend.

Gobsmacked patrons took to Twitter over the x-rated Christmas display, where the bears appeared to be “doing it doggy style”.

One visitor to the Tynwald Mills shopping centre said: “I was quite amused yet disturbed by their placement of their Xmas polar bear.”

Another said: “It looked like they were having sex – no question about it.”

So hot.   And technically accurate btw.  Polar bears usually get down and dirty right about now and birth their cubs in the spring so kudos for nailing the Polar Bears doing it.

It’s so lifelike the toddler Polar Bear is covering the eyes of his baby brother/sister so he doesn’t see mom and dad doing it Arctic Wolf style.

Leave it up.  The Santa thing is old and it’s a very teachable moment for kids on the intimacy of nature and speaks to the spirit of giving.

 

 

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