Man Announces His Retirement. From Porn. In The Porn Hub Comments Section. God Speed.

Apr 12, 2021
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We lost another one.

He’ll be back.

I treat this announcement like I treat my friends who announce they have found a girlfriend and then disappear for 7 months only to come back sheepishly after they break up with said ‘princess’.
It happens all the time.
One of the guys/girls from your crew thinks they found love so the crew gets excommunicated.
We have three guys from our monthly poker night who gave us a retirement speech only to come back with horror stories and deep apologies 4-10 months later.
You don’t need to stop watching porn for someone else and if that person has an issue with you watching porn, I’d suggest that person is a pain in the ass and you’ve made a big mistake.
I get walking away from a coke addiction or drinking problem for a new partner, but porn is one of those things your new girlfriend/boyfriend shouldn’t have an issue with if they are secure in themselves and should be a big red flag if they aren’t.
I guess it depends on the kind of porn you watch. If it’s snuff films you’re into, you don’t need a girlfriend… you need intensive psychotherapy.


At least the ladies think he’s ‘woke’.
That’s probably why he retired. Brownie points with his future ex.

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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