Source – A South Florida man was arrested Thursday, months after he was seen masturbating at a Panera Bread in Pembroke Pines, authorities said.
Anthony Walker, 49, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.
The incident was reported about 3:30 p.m. July 29 at the Panera Bread at 11029 Pines Blvd.
Police said two patrons saw a man masturbating at a table and notified employees.
Employees checked the restaurant’s surveillance video and identified the suspect as Walker, who they told police is a frequent customer.
Police said they had trouble locating Walker because he is homeless.
I always try and figure these out by trying to get inside the mind of the masturbator and I know I shouldn’t because it fucks me up even more.
I have to settle for simple explanations for why people jerk off in public and being homeless was the key piece of the puzzle here.
If I was homeless for an extended period of time and walked into a Panera Bread, I wouldn’t know weather to eat it or stick my dick in it either.
I can’t walk past a Panera without getting a boner, so homeless or not, would be a real dilemma.
That’s where I’m at because I can’t overthink it. And it’s true.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
