Martha Stewart Lands SI Cover At 81 And I Totally Would…

May 16, 2023

Like You wouldn’t, age isn’t a number the other way, gents. Martha is the Unicorn Gilf.

What’s not to love? She cooks. She Bakes. She has her own money and A LOT of it. She crushes it at 81 and is confident to let it all hang out. She’s also feeling it in this SI hot shots where she channels her inner “hold my granny panties” to the Emily Ratjakowsi;’s of the world.

Amarite??? Let’s not be ageist. During her interview with SI, she said she LOVES being a sex symbol, and so my confirmation is an absolute “would. ”

I’m pretty sure Snoop Dogg did, and I don’t blame him. She can cook anything your heart desires; She’s a gazillionaire, Alpha Chick, and has been for 50 years. And she has a great rack. This is what Marilyn Monroe would look like if JFK hadn’t killed her.

Ohhhh yeah.  They did it.  Again.  STRONG, “would.”

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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