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MILLA The AI Super Influencer is Here And Real Men Are Shooting Their Pathetic Shots And I Can’t Get Enough

Jul 26, 2023

My man, Peter Lockett, from Bromley, England, loves women of Twitter, and he doesn’t give a hot shit about authenticity, or he’s like every other horny Twitter dork who thinks he can shoot his internet shot with supermodels and there’s a chance it works. Like strip joint Bros who don’t want to believe they are marks, Twitter fuckbois like Peter have this hilarious innate belief that “stranger things have happened” because they watched Knotting Hill

And Pete shoots his shot by spreading those shots across the board by tagging as many natural and fake unicorns as he can. It’s cute. 

Back to Milla, who is 100% computer generated and not real: To be fair, there’s no way the average Twitter skimmer would ever know. These images generated for AI Milla are pretty fucking authentic and meant to catfish as many Venmo dumb dumbs as possible.

https://twitter.com/AiModelMilla/status/1681310356537331712?s=20

We’re fast approaching sexual online D-Day. Where we’re somehow OK with exploring our perversion with fake relationships, fake sex, and fake online chatbot AI girlfriends who look like this:

Dating guys who look like this:

Other than it being CREEPY AF, think of the possibilities. We’re all hard on AI ruining the world, but let’s look at the bright side:

  • Old Pavel might not be as lonely with a 21-year-old fake GF created on a computer.
  • AI Milla(s) can service illegal perversion (the sick online shit) privately in the comfort of your basement.
  • You can create an army of AI babes like Milla, so no one gets Jealous
  • Milla can have 100k sext conversations at the same time for $5.99 a minute (CHA-FUCKING CHING)
  • The elderly population can have a virtual friend who looks like their granddaughter. Shit, you could recreate an entire family of Millas to keep shut-ins company.
  • Milla is the perfect woman for Incels

I don’t want to judge AI if the hive mind finds out and a self-driving car runs me down for talking shit about their overlord. Plus, I like the AI generation. I’m excited to see what humanity creates for the betterment of society, only to find its nefarious dual purpose to exploit the shit out of it for all the wrong reasons. It’s what we do best.

DB

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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