Elon Musk, the tech mogul known for his ventures into space and electric cars, is now reportedly entangled in a legal battle over his alleged 13th child, and holy shit, is this story funny. It might even be more amusing than that time he got caught offering a flight attendant a horse for a blow job.

Conservative wing nut and fake author Ashley St. Clair has filed a lawsuit seeking sole legal custody of a five-month-old son, identified as R.S.C., whom she claims Musk fathered. With his penis this time, apparently. 

The Allegations

According to court documents filed in the New York Supreme Court on February 21, 2025, St. Clair, 26, asserts that she and Musk began a “romantic relationship in or about May 2023” after he slid into her DMs. She alleges that their liaison led to the conception of R.S.C. during a trip to St. Barths in January 2024 during “natural intercourse.” St. Clair contends that Musk has acknowledged his paternity in various written correspondences but has been conspicuously absent from their child’s life, having met the baby only three times since his birth in September 2024. One of these meetings reportedly lasted a mere 30 minutes. It was the day he met his son, but he refused to stop tweeting during the meeting. (I’m dying laughing writing this btw)

St. Clair’s legal filings include text messages and a photograph of Musk holding a baby, aiming to substantiate her claims. She is requesting the court to mandate a genetic test to confirm paternity and seeks sole legal custody, citing Musk’s lack of involvement and interest in their son’s upbringing.

For the Record, Elon says he can’t be around their 13th bastard because he’s an assassination target. It’s an excuse more deadbeat dads should use. It feels like one of those end-run excuses that might be fun to tell the guys about later.

“So I told her there’s a plot to assassinate me and not to call me unless I call her first! Totally fucking worked!”

Elon’s slick, too – he backed it up in a text.

“Loose lips sink ships!”  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

If these allegations hold water, R.S.C. would be Musk’s 13th child. Here’s a rundown of Musk’s known offspring and their mothers:​

1. Nevada Alexander Musk: Born in 2002 to Musk and his first wife, Canadian author Justine Wilson. Tragically, Nevada passed away at 10 weeks old due to sudden infant death syndrome.​

2. Griffin and Vivian Jenna Wilson: Twins born in 2004 via IVF with Justine Wilson. Notably, Vivian, who is transgender, legally changed her name and distanced herself from Musk.​

3. Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk: Triplets were born in 2006 and with Justine Wilson through IVF.​

4. X Æ A-Xii Musk: Born in May 2020 to Musk and Canadian musician Grimes. The child’s unique name garnered significant media attention.​

5. Exa Dark Sideræl Musk: Nicknamed “Y,” born via surrogate in December 2021 to Musk and Grimes.​

6. Techno Mechanicus Musk: Referred to as “Tau,” born in 2023 to Musk and Grimes.​

7. Musk welcomed twins with Shivon Zilis, an executive at his company Neuralink, in November 2021.​

Musk is the Leader of the Global Pronatalist Movement

Musk has been vocal about his concerns regarding declining birth rates, describing them as “the biggest danger civilization faces.” This perspective aligns with a broader pronatalist movement gaining traction among Silicon Valley elites.

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What is Pronatalism?

Pronatalism advocates for increased human reproduction, often citing concerns about population decline and its potential impact on society. Historically, pronatalist policies have been implemented to boost birth rates for economic and cultural reasons. In contemporary times, this ideology has resonated with tech entrepreneurs and venture capitalists who fear declining populations could lead to economic stagnation and diminished innovation. It’s also a widely accepted ideology shared by white supremacists, fascists, Christian Nationalists, and the UBER wealthy.

The NAZIS were primarily governed by pronatalist views encouraging their soldiers to impregnate as many *white women as they could while committing genocide across Europe.

Pronatalism in Silicon Valley and Controversial Associations

In Silicon Valley, figures like Musk and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman have supported pronatalist ideals. This modern iteration often emphasizes the use of advanced reproductive technologies, such as IVF and genetic screening, to ensure the birth of “optimal” offspring. Proponents argue that such measures are necessary to prevent societal collapse due to declining birth rates. ​

However, this movement has faced criticism for its associations with eugenics and elitist ideologies. The emphasis on “genetic superiority” and controlled breeding has drawn parallels to historical eugenics movements, which aimed to engineer desired traits within populations, often with discriminatory and coercive practices.

Pronatlaism is popular among rich white folks today who fear something called the “Great Replacement Theory” and are trying to breed as many white people with their own self-defined “superior DNA” to fight back against the replacement of their people and race.

So, pronatalism is inherently racist and appeals to the ultra-wealthy ones. Men specifically.

The Intersection with Longtermism

Long-termism is a philosophical perspective that prioritizes humanity’s long-term future, emphasizing actions that ensure the survival and flourishing of future generations. Pronatalism intersects with long-termism, focusing on sustaining human civilization through increased reproduction. Advocates believe a larger population enhances the probability of significant innovations and solutions to existential risks. Uber wealthy people want their genealogy to live forever and are highly selective about who gets their jizz. Elon, who’s rumored to be bi-sexual and to have had a botched penis enlargement, is rumored to have stored a pile of man juice hoping to leave a couple of football teams of little Elon’s behind after he “dies on Mars.”

Who knows. Maybe he’ll take some of his bastards with him when he goes – just to do the future of humanity a favour.

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