You may have noticed a new blogger around these parts recently that goes by the name Mr. Epidermis. Mr. Epidermis writes about salacious topics involving OnlyFans, PornHub or Instagram models. His “articles” are light on words and heavy on pictures (presumably because he writes with only one hand) and most of the news he covers is aimed at stupid, impressionable and horny men. Therein lies my problem with Mr. Epidermis, he writes click-bait AND IT WORKS!

Just take a look at those images and headlines! Farts, Giant Boobs, OnlyFans and Nudes from the Hospital!

Now take a look at my most recent articles.

A conversation with Loch, Lego Zelensky, a ranch dressing diamond ring and Maury F**KING Povich retiring. I did research. I read multiple articles. I culled all the bullshit from other “news” sources to give you fine people news you can digest in a single bowel movement. BUT WHAT DO YOU CLICK ON?! PRETTY GIRLS!!!

A GOOD article of mine will gets tens of views. Mr. Epidermis could write the headline “Pretty Girls Half Nude Click Here” and it would get THOUSANDS!

So to whoever you are Mr. Epidermis (there’s rumours it’s multiple people) I’m coming for you. The fine readers of DeanBlundell.Com are on to your click-bait scam and they will be fooled no longer…besides, if they wanted porn why wouldn’t they just go to PornHub.

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