NAVY Pilot Takes Heat Fort Skywriting Giant Dick n’ Balls In The Sky Complete With Knob
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A remote area of Washington state was treated to quite the aerial display earlier this week, thanks to the (hilarious) immaturity of a Navy pilot. The Navy has confirmed that one of its pilots was responsible for a giant penis drawn from contrails appearing in the sky over the north-central Washington town of Omak.
“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” officials from Naval Air Station Whidbey Island told local CBS affiliate KREM 2.
KREM reported that it was first alerted to the phallic display after a mother called into the station to complain about the sight, saying that she didn’t want to have to explain the display to her young children.
Easy explanation lady. It’s the dick n balls. The rod and bag. The Junk. The wedding tackle. If you need a tutorial, John Cleese and Monty Python nailed it in 1983’s “Meaning Of Life” Sex Education Skit.
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