Nick Cannon Just Announced He’s Having His Fourth Kid This Year…

Jun 21, 2021

Nick Cannon is welcoming his fourth child with 3 different women this year.  Congrats?

US Magazine: Another one! Nick Cannon and Alyssa Scott have a baby boy on the way, his seventh child.

The Wild ’N Out model, 27, posted a photo for Father’s Day of herself and Cannon, 40, at the beach. Though his head is turned away from the camera, the Masked Singer host’s tattoos make his identity clear.

Scott posed in a dark blue sundress while the comedian placed his hands on her belly. “Celebrating you today ❤️,” she wrote via her Instagram Story on Sunday, June 20.  The All That alum is already the father of twins Moroccan and Monroe, 12, with Mariah Carey, as well as son Golden, 5, and daughter Powerful, 5 months, with Brittany Bell. He and DJ Abby De La Rosa welcomed twins Zion Mixolydian Cannon and Zillion Heir Cannon on June 14.

It’s nice of Nick to turn his head away from his new baby momma’s maternity announcement.  It’s almost like he’s done this before.

Nick has a 5-month-old and 4-month-old twins to go with this new addition, and that’s just in one calendar year.  Gestational periods being what they are, which means Nick will have had 4 kids with 3 different women in less than 12 months and THAT, is incredible to me.

Is he just helping these women realize their motherhood dreams or does he love these women for 2 months at a time, drop seeds, then split like some kind of vaginal burglar?

He probably doesn’t have to pay Mariah alimony for their fuck trophies but he’s going to be paying for the other 5 kids for at least 18 years.  Most mortal men would have stopped after 2 blended families but Nick has money to burn and perhaps impregnating women is his kink.  I’m not judging Nick.  I’m looking at this from a perch of financial/parental common sense.  He’ll miss birthdays and have to have someone else stand in for him where most dads become, dads.  Little league and first communion will be embarrassing for the Cannon children depending on his game show/impregnation schedule too.

There’s a lot to balance when you have 7 illegitimate kids, but if anyone can do it, it’s Nick Cannon.

 

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